Recently while I was watching Life of Pi, I got curious why drinking ocean salt water dehydrates you, while drinks with saline like Gatorade are marketed as having the ability to hydrate you better than plain old fresh water. According to Wikipedia, The original Gatorade is based on oral re-hydration therapy and I endeavoured to find out more. According to more literature, the quantity of salt is the deciding factor of re-hydration or dehydration.
From a scientific method perspective most of my experiments defiantly would not pass peer scrutiny. This experiment is part of a larger experiment towards understanding my personal motivational levers. Pi, UFC, celery salt plus other memes coming together into ideas. crossroads. The many senses. Beyond the 5 major senses. Synesthesia. Undiscovered senses like the 6th sense. Also tools to exercise other parts of the body, the way "fight or flight" reflex shuts down non-essential systems like digestion and immune system.
UFC fighters in particularly, fudge their weights prior to a fight to gain an advantage over the competition. Dehydrating before a weigh-in and re-hydrating after one. Possibly discover a new tool towards that effect.
Bloody Mary, the cocktail is a favourite drink of mine, and have to mention the place where I discovered celery salt.
I ran some tests on my own choosing to drink "water + ice + lemon juice + lemon slices + celery salt" on a regular basis while tying to keep a consistent lifestyle that minimizes multi variable effects of diet + water, exercise, sleep and humidity. The amount of celery salt, the theoretical variable that would change.
Lemon juice actual overlap with another experiment.
Celery salt another favourite of mine, a though back from a similar past experiment but with nitrates. Curiously, a few days ago while walking the halls of Toronto General Hospital, I saw a billboard asking for volunteers, for a study towards impact of nitrates on bone density.
Control variables measurements of weight, BMI, Bone Density, fat percent, and water volumes in vs. urine volumes out where loosely collected to gauge the effects including the extra attention I would pay to my mind and body.
The internal attention for me is the only real measurement I valued. A skill I perpetually want to hone and develop.
The conclusion
- Low salt didn't impact hydration better than water.
- The concoction led to more urination than base-lined.
- Absolute weight loss proportional to the amount of salt after a minimum threshold. Defiantly a tool for dehydration.
Other observations*
Not so interestingly while dehydrated, I experienced typical dehydration effects of headaches and a general feeling of lousiness. More interestingly I could taste saltiness after a bowel movement in my anus. Not a burning sensation but a salty one. Similar to the effect of the hot burning sensation one gets from eating very hot spices, at both ends. gives more meaning to tasting with your body.
"And you don’t just have taste buds on your tongue—they’re everywhere, from the roof of your mouth to your throat and stomach.

